- dragonball\ z
- 1. (DragonBall z) (1483↑, 518↓)1) Story that is VERY slow at progressing. One example had the planet blowing up. They had about 4 minutes to get off it or they'd all die, however it didn't blow up until about 10-15 30 minute episodes later. 2) Story about a bunch of "heros" that try to save the world but fail spectacularily and must watch the world get blown up. Then they just make a wish for the world to be restored and then they have "saved the world." 3)A story with a plot that doesn't go much beyond "the most powerful warrior in the universe" trying to destroy the universe only to be defeated. Then some guy that is stronger and also impossible to beat shows up and is beaten. Repeat this proccess and you have Dragonball Z. 4) Show about Dragonballs, not sure what the "z" is for. 5) Anime in which a bunch of guys fight, valiantly die, and then come back to life so they can die again when the next invincible guy comes
1) Wierd blue guy: GOKU THE PLANET IS GOING TO BLOW IN 4 MINUTES\! (10 EPISODES LATER) THE PLANET'S GOING TO BLOW ANY SECOND NOW\! 2) Goku: I can't believe he blew up the earth, I mean they've already done that 2 times and the moons been blown up at least 50 times. 3) "Frieza is the most powerful warrior in the universe\!" "Cell is the most powerful..." "Buu is..." etc 4) We must try to collect those dragonballs or our viewers might start to leave "z's" (sleeping) 5) NOOOOOOOOOO\! KRILLIN JUST DIED FOR HIS 4TH TIME\!
Author: bobo the goat http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/5936832. (Dragonball Z) (905↑, 188↓)an anime that would probably be much more popular if not for american censorship3. (Dragonball Z) (620↑, 89↓)One of the most famous anime series of all time. Mostly for its extreme length and colorful array of characters. The basic plot covers the adventures of Goku and his friends as they battle ever more powerful enemies to protect the Earth/Universe etc.... The name comes from the seven magical balls that the characters usual gather together in order to get their wishes granted, usually something along the lines of bringing people back to life. Apart from being somewhat repetitive (what show doesn't follow a trend?)it is actually a very decent and original show drawn in a very humorous style by the original artist. One of the best things to come out of the 80's. Usually scorned by the general public and anime purists because of its mainstream overexposure and americanization by dubbing companies. Most anime fans will claim it was their stepping stone to move onto bigger and better things just not to sound like total n00bs ignoring the fact that DB/Z is in fact widely popular in Japan and since 2004 began making a large comeback. It provided influence for today's best animes such as One Piece and Naruto. Most will contest that, however, rightfully popular, Dragonball Z will probably be around longer than their silly Inuyasha or "deeper" animes.OH NOES\!\! I missed DBZ today\!\! The episode where Goku was supposed kick somebody's ass\!\!
Author: your mom last night http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/13493084. (Dragonball Z) (507↑, 123↓)Now messed up because of the over-editing done by funi. Pretty good if you watch it undubbed.5. (Dragonball Z) (430↑, 98↓)a great show that has been "Americanized" by the most vile group EVER...the FCC\!\! censoring out the blood, gore and foul images and/or language made it worse..but it was still a good showGohan...you must bounce the spirit bomb back at Vegeta\!
Author: James F Lowe http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/6992386. (Dragonball Z) (367↑, 122↓)an awesome anime created by akira toriyama that was awesome till FUNimation fucked it up and dubbed it.japaneese version - damn he's strong american version - he is so strong
Author: unknown http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/6330597. (Dragonball Z) (202↑, 7↓)As a young adult, Goku meets his older brother, Raditz, who tells him that they come from a warrior race of extraterrestrials called Saiyans. The Saiyans had sent Goku to Earth to destroy it, but his ship crashes upon arrival. Goku fell into a deep ravine and lost all memory of his mission. Goku refuses to help Raditz continue the mission, after which he begins to encounter others who want to battle him, such as the Saiyan prince Vegeta. He also encounters Frieza, who is considered to be one of the strongest beings in the universe, after which Goku begins training his first child, Son Gohan, to be his successor. Years later, a group of soldiers from the Red Ribbon army known as androids appear to kill Goku. Another android, Cell, absorbs Androids \#17 and \#18 from the Red Ribbon army to increase his power, then fights Goku and Gohan, resulting in Goku's death. Goku decides to stay dead for seven years to train in the Other World. When he returns, he is drawn into a battle for the universe against an extraterrestrial named Majin Buu. Joined by Vegeta and Gohan, the evil half of Buu is destroyed and the Good Buu (Mr. Buu) settles down with them. Ten years later at a martial arts tournament, Goku meets evil Buu's human reincarnation, Uub. At the end of the series, Goku takes Uub away on a journey to train him as another successor.Dragonball Z first aired on Toonami in 1998 when Moltar was originally its host. Tom was Toonami's host after Moltar. There are 291 episodes.
Author: Japanese Anime http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/51831508. (dragonball z) (169↑, 41↓)A popular anime worldwide. The series following Dragonball (or part of the manga with the same name), and preceding [word]Dragonball GT[/word].Did you see the episode of Dragonball Z where Gohan killed Cell?
Author: Mystery Man http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/263569. (dragonball z) (123↑, 52↓)A show where people fly around shooting energy blasts at eachother. In other words kick ass show\!ka-me-ha-me-ha\!
Author: joe http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/9809910. (Dragonball Z) (94↑, 25↓)a very good anime show, but dubbed and edited for cartoon network in america, i say it should get its own network, and only be translated, not edited\!\!\!\!\!\!Author: Adam http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/25489911. (Dragonball Z) (63↑, 24↓)A popular anime' series that made japanese animation mainstream in the west. Dragonball Z introduces interesting characters with depth often driven by emotion to the limit. The story is more complicated then it first appears and would not be totally understood by younger viewers. Through the most part the series follows the main hero Goku, his family and friends who end up often becoming the underdog in the battle against a greater evil driven power. Which is always satisfying to behold when good finally is trumphiant.Dragonball Z is amazing.
Author: Daniel Carvalho http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/71642112. (dragonball z) (40↑, 11↓)An [anime] sequel to the hit series [Dragonball] by [Akira Toriyama] about [Goku], an alien from the saiyan planet, and his new son fighting the newest threats to the planet [earth].Dragonball Z changed the way we watch anime.
Author: Ninja337 http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/193061313. (Dragonball Z) (26↑, 4↓)Dragonball Z is a highly popular show, People love it in every country. One of the Most popular shows on cartoon network. Mainly Having to do with Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, Gohan. An the enemy's Frieza, The Androids, Majin Buu, Baby ETC.Dragonball Z - Ready Goten?\! Ready Trunks\!\! Fus....ion.....Ha\!\!\!\!\!\!
Author: Cody Wasemiller http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/254637014. (dragonball z) (84↑, 63↓)simply the best anime ever created. its such pure genius how they dragged the fights out. this way you have much more content to watch. the music in the show both dubbed and original really fit the show. I think bruce faulconer did a great job with his synthesized music. the dubbed voice actors vegeta & goku are better then the japanese cast. but to really get the true nature of this anime you have to watch it in its original language there Vegeta will say things like "Don't Fuck With Me" and "damnit". The Original show would be like going to watch a pg-13 movie. Thank god there was no nudity i mean what person wants to see Pan naked you sick ass nasty pedophiles.dragonball z
Author: Goku http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/42211315. (Dragonball Z) (81↑, 61↓)An Anime cartoon show where they do either 3 things each episode... 1. Stand there and talk for the whole episode 2. Charge up for the whole episode 3. Stand there shocked for 5 minutes at how high someone elses power level is... There is about 5 minutes of fighting each episode and it isnt even that great. And said above they show the whole series again before season yet people still watch it. Characters on the show also have the best hair gel in the world, and can make their hair glow with the gel.Carlo: Oh wow a new episode of Dragonball\!\!\! Goku is charging up to be the Supermega Saya-jin-jon man\!\!\! *Masturbates*
Author: Steve http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/28055616. (dragonball z) (24↑, 7↓)A show that people really like to criticize and say the dudes look constipated yet they can name every character and their special techniques and how the bad guys were killed...guy1: did you see how majin buu killed vegeta in dragonball z? guy2: majin buu didnt kill vegeta\! goku killed majin buu with his spirit bomb after vegeta told the namek guy to bring everyone back to life with the dragonballs... anyways why do you watch that show? the characters look like they are about to drop a duece...
Author: thatcrazysandnigga http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/320735717. (Dragonball Z) (39↑, 22↓)Dragonball Z is a programme created by Akira Toriyama in the 1980's. Dragonball Z has many charcters who can fight and there are charcters who are just friends. Vegeta has got to be one of the most proudest person in the universe, He wants to be the next leader of saiyans and he will do anything to be the strongest saiyan. A character that does not fight but is critical to the Z fighters is bulma, who is brilliant at creating devices that will help the Z fighters, One of the devices is the Dragonball rader which has the ability to find all seven dragonballs.Dragonball Z is the best ,Kamehameha is a great move.
Author: Lee http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/70945318. (Dragonball Z) (42↑, 25↓)Dragonball the series is no less than insightful and fun to watch. Starting out in the mid 80's, it has gained popularity over the recent years. Contrary to unpopular belief, there is more to the series than Goku's family kicking evils ass. It is by far one of the best imports to date.Defination of GOKU: is it time to eat?
Author: meloveyoulongtime http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/57318519. (Dragonball Z) (161↑, 144↓)An anime shown on cartoon network a million times a week, with the whole series repeated 5 times before the news episodes come to rise. Still watched by millions of patient idiots. Dragon Ball Z is infamous for its 30-episode battle scenes. That's 15 hours of pure crap you need to watch to see the conclusion (which is always just the bad guy get exploded, and then a new enemy coming out of nowhere who is stronger for some reason) Dragon Ball (the prequel series to DBZ) is no better. It was made in the 80's, and has a sad story line with no proper battles scenes or action. It is based around Goku, trying to find the Dragon Testicles for some reason. The main supporting character is Bulma, a slut with fake boobs who wants to use the Dragon Balls to get fucked. As for Oolong, the horny little hog, his purpose for the series is to annoy you with his bullshit voice and repetitive non-funny jokes. Dragon Ball GT is supposedly much better. I haven't watched any of it, and I plan not to.I watched 29 eps of Dragon Ball Z to see what happens to Frieza, and kicked my TV in when I found out what happened.
Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/6602920. (DRAGONBALL Z) (37↑, 23↓)A show in wich: Gohan gets gets captured by by his uncle and Goku's brother Raditz Goku and Piccolo then team up to save him it seems that raditz is mot a foe to be reckoned with with only one last resort it leads to more than one death as piccolo launches his ultimate attack at raditz though failed the first time goku helled steady the dastardly saiya-jin and piicolo had no choice but to kill them both wich was not a hard decision for him to make since he had wanted to annihilate goku for a long time they then hear raditz announce just before he dies that the other saiyans are on they're way to earth in search of the dragonballs so the others must prepare for their arrival while up in the world of the kias goku learns of the ancient and great king kia so he then gos forth on a journey to train with him meanwile the saiyans head to earth after a year of non-stop training the saiyans finally arrive the warriors finally come to stop their rampage though futil many a life is lost in this battle goku finally arrives and and unlocks his new power by making short work of nappa(though hes killed by his own teamate vegeta)goku then battles vegeta hwo uses his power to turn into an oozaru(wich is a king kong sized gorilla with super powers)yajirobe joins in the fight and cuts off vegetas tail and turns him back to normal after wards goku blast him with his new techniquee th spirit bomb or genki dama hes then weakened and krillin goes forth to finish him but goku pleads him not to do so since he and goku are the last of the sayains so he does so and vegeta laughs at them all and leaves they then hope to wish the others back with the dragonballs but realize they can't since piccolos dead they then hear of dragonballs on a planet called namek so then krillin gohan and bulma head into space in search of the wish granting orbs so ends the sayain saga come back tommorow for info on the namek sagaDRAGONBALL Z is a in wich i've watched so many times i could re-enact it like i'm doing now
Author: podoo http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/165978121. (dragonball z) (29↑, 16↓)An amazing anime that was made in the 80's and is still popular to this day. Fucking white boys think that dragonball z was bullshit. If it was bullshit, how are there still many fans out there (that have lives including me) and it also has popular video games. It is about a man named Goku, he is a saiyan from outer space, but he was raised on Earth and he face many villians that threaten Earth.Dragonball Z is cool. Fuck the haterz
Author: The_Urban http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/237104322. (dragonball z) (44↑, 31↓)dragonballz is a popular cartoon series created by Akira Toriyama, the origional creator of Dragonball. It can get boaring sometimes as the episodes do drag out a long time.dragonball z Frieza saga; Freiza vs Goku Frieza: This planet will blow up in 5 minutes.... '5 episodes later' Frieza: Not long now... '10 episode later' Frieza: Just a bit longer (Why the fuck is this taking so long this is fuckin gay)
Author: \!\@\#$ http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/143825323. (Dragonball Z) (49↑, 47↓)Best fucking showhey lets what dbz YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!
Author: DEMON GOD http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/13038524. (dragonball z) (36↑, 36↓)An japanimation show. It's the best show ever. All about fighting and shooting ki blasts at each other. GT is even better. the sequel.Kaaaaaaa, Meeeeeee, Haaaaaaa,Meeeeeee,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!
Author: ssj4 gogeta http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/72330425. (DragonBall Z) (10↑, 11↓)The most badass anime I have ever watched\!Nappa: Vegeta\! What does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta: It's over 9000\!\!\! *crushes scouter* Nappa: What, 9000\!? That can't be right\! CAN IT\!\!\!??? -DragonBall Z-
Author: Striker122 http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/440129126. (Dragonball Z) (29↑, 31↓)Dragon Ball Z (also known as DBZ or just simply DragonBallz), is a show about a bunch of battle-hardened, 'roid enraged, angry, and constipated super-apes who spend 28 minutes of each episode telling each other about how they're going to kick each others' asses and then spend the other 2 minutes yelling in constipation. Their power is stored in their ballz, which they all stole from dragons because they had none of their own. They have to drag these Dragon Balls around with them, thus they are Draggin' Balls. Hence the name of the show. It is like anime crack. Almost all serious otaku started by watching DBZ and moved onto other shows to try to fill the sorry fact that most of them have no life. Five countries have banned the series because they feared that the economy would collapse if they allowed this into their nations. Most economic problems can be traced to the addition of this show to the regular TV line up in countries where it appears. The show bears more than a passing resemblance to professional wrestling. Technically Dragon Ball Z was preceeded by Dragon Ball but, although the show is much funnier and contains more pedophilia and lecherous old man jokes, no one watches it. Nor do they watch the DBZ sequel series Dragon Ball GT, a show no one even knows what it was about. They cant even watch Dragonball AF, mainly because it doesn't fucking exist When watching Dragon Ball Z under the influence of drugs, it is said that any mortal recognizes how crappy it actually is, since especially Cannabis makes DBZ resemble a fucked-up project by Czechoslovakian Art-Students from the 80's which it actually is.Dragonball Z, just to fucking Ghey\!
Author: Anonymous-1 http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/296754027. (Dragonball Z) (48↑, 51↓)Dragonball Z was created by Akira Toriyama in the 1980's, He also created Dragonball the series that started before Z. Dragonball Z has a fantastic cast of charcters like Goku,Gohan,Vegeta,Piccolo,Yamcha,Tien and Krillen who are the good guys in the series. There are also some brilliant bad guys as well like Cell Frieza,Buu,Nappa and Raditz. Dragonball Z has some brilliant stroylines and the complex of the story is very interesting with the saiyans who's power increases after every battle. The nameks who are wise and are the creators of the dragonballs, They can also regenerate any limb which is a handy techique. Dragonball Z is not really aimed at a young audiance because there is too much detail in the storyline, those who say that it is aimed at children have not actually wacthed the series.Dragonball Z is fantastic
Author: Lee http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/70774828. (Dragonball Z) (22↑, 25↓)you gotta drag your balls untill u can't take the pain no more OUCH\!now i know why they are collecting the dragons balls
Author: TYLER http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/32125129. (Dragonball Z) (3↑, 7↓)The name given to the very rare instance that happens when a male and a female ejaculate simultaneously into each others projectiles, sending mixed ejaculates around the room. The name "Dragonball Z" gets it's roots from the often occurrence of two energy beams being launched, from two beings, clashing together in air causing a reverse tug-of-war battle between the two.Last night, after failing countless times before hand, me and my bitch finally nailed the Dragonball Z.
Author: Drock525 http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/427298530. (dragonball z) (22↑, 27↓)Supposedly the last dragonball show. Hence the "z", but then the fucking producers got money hungry and made [Dragonball GT]. Anyways If you have no life and a shitload of money then you will enjoy this...Leik\! DBZ I5 teh PWNZZZ. It rulezzzzz
Author: Talic300 http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/118418931. (Dragonball Z) (28↑, 35↓)Also Known As [Seizure]Wow, I yelled at that one retarded kid in the wheelchair and I gave him a Dragonball Z.
Author: Mat Brooks http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/86465732. (dragonball z) (27↑, 35↓)The show that is almost every American's initial exposure to [anime]. Has a bad rap for its long 50-episode-battles to save the universe. The plot moves forward at a snail's pace, as opposed to Dragonball and GT.Bad guy gets stronger, good guy says ouch. Then good guy gets stronger, bad guy says ouch. Repeat 20-30 episodes.
Author: The Rob http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/39819533. (dragonball z) (40↑, 51↓)a lame show that I watched when I was 9. Its about some guy named goku who spends about 60 episode let me repeat that 60 EPISODES fighting a bad guy. Worse yet the fights are garbage and the show is always doing one of these things. 1) characters staring at awe at someones power 2) powering up 3) fighting in poorly drawn fights 4) having about 30 seconds of plot progress per episode 5) showing every characters reaction to something no matter how insignificant they are. ex- Chi-chi fainting all the goodamn time while watchting the fight through a crystal ball. 6) grunting.trust me watch better anime heres 4 betters ones 1) cowboy bebop 2) Trigun 3) Neon Genesis Evangelion 4) Slayers
Author: GOOD GOD what a crap show http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/37639934. (Dragonball Z) (31↑, 42↓)1) one of the most popular animes ever created 2) possibly the most over-rated anime ever created 3) an anime that isn't as good as people make it out to be, whether it be dubbed or subbed 4) a show that has been replayed to death 5) an okay anime but nowhere near as good as Rurouni Kenshin or Cowboy BebopIf I see the frickin' Buu Saga one more time I'm going to crack.
Author: Eddy http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/30490235. (Dragonball Z) (25↑, 37↓)Words used to describe a repetative and old thing/action/placeDamn, mofo\! Stop saying you killed someone\! You Dragonball Z'd those words man\!
Author: A2P http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/93015636. (Dragonball Z) (14↑, 35↓)A highly popular anime on Toonami, but is considered over rated by true anime fans(Otakus).Otaku:FLCL, Evangelion, and Ranma are some of the best animes DBZ Fan:You didn't mention DBZ in there you idiot\! Otaku:Start running bitch\!
Author: Tubby http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/29173937. (Dragonball Z) (42↑, 68↓)A boring show watched by kids. IF watched by anyhone older, there IS something fucking wrong with you. Battles that drag on for 40 + episodes to see the bad guy finally get beaten gets old when every bad guy that HAS to be beaten is always 40 + episodes. The story gets too boring to care, and in the end when they DO fight, its just poor repeated scenes in which the characters engage in some blinding flashes of light. The flashes of light indicate that they are fighting I guess, because nothing else ever seems to happen in the show anyway. Real popular, and real homosexual.Go watch something better Evangelion Full Metal Panic Full Metal Alchemist Berserk Fuck, anything is better than DB
Author: Ownage http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/108434038. (Dragonball Z) (20↑, 51↓)1. "Anime" or so called TV show that first aired in Japan, Dragon Ball Z is a show watched by youth. Dragon Ball Z is, without a doubt, horribly un-entertaining, violent, and just plain stupid. Many typical children still watch this "Tv Show", which I would find those children mentally retarded, unless they we're young.Author: Light http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/15051539. (Dragonball Z) (25↑, 65↓)A gay show viewed only by those whose IQ exceeds their weight.I know this 110-lb nerd who watches DBZ. Oops...i referred to it as DBZ\!\! Hope I'm not turning into a nerd.
40. (Dragonball Z) (58↑, 112↓)A big craze a while back but now is revealed by many people with those having a decent or great social and mental intellectuallity DBZ (abbreviation for Dragonball Z) is a lame excuse for an Anime, even more than Pokemon but nothing nearly as lame as Yu-Gi-Oh, and has nothing but pointlessness. The show revolves mainly around an alien humanoid man named Goku, who belongs to a race of space pirate wannabes who are in actuallity have an IQ ranking that of an average cave man and have nothing better to do than fight to a very pointless death and serve under anyone stronger than themselves becausde they are too stupid to think of a strategy to outsmart others. Anyways the story revolves entirely around the plot stealing Goku who fights these evil aliens that try to attack "Earth" (but in actuallity the real Earth is much smarter and would have noted an incoming alien and tooken to Area 51 before the Z-Fighters noticed) that have no real motive but show off their invincibility, destroy Earth with no real purpose, or collect the Dragonballs (or also known as Dragon Testicles) with no real motives but be stronger (how much stronger does a person want to be?). The villains are always invincible and all the Z-Fighters die all the time from these fights because they have one single approach, which is fight, fight, and just FIGHT (plus these fighting scenes are pretty crappy because they overuse the same scenes and show no real strategy in chicken scratched animation). After killing the villain in the most predictable way, which is blow 'em up, they have to encounter a new invincible villain with no real motive and the Z-Fighters must fight and die once again to blow him up like before, then after that it repeats exactly the same as before (the classic yet boring rinse and repeat strategy). 1) The show's progress is VERY VERY slow, leaving the turtle in a blur of speed. It takes over 10 thirty minute episodes to finish a fight just to end up fighting again. It also leaves only 30 to one minute worth of progress for each episode. Events hat take only a few minutes take many episodes to show. 2)The animation is pure crap and makes chicken scratch and quick sketches look like a work of art. 3)The characters are slow minded. 4)The Z-Fightres have no real strategy when it comes to dealing with the villains. It's about "who is the strongest" despite all the options in the Universe. 5)The creators of DBZ are running out of power, speed, and technique ideas. 6)The Z-Fighters aren't as tough as they claim to be, plus they are lousy heroes despite their "great power". 7)Many time delays are in the show. 8)The characters are very very similar to each other. 9)Any Anime other than Yu-Gi-Oh is better than this one. 10)Dragonballs are very dangerous other than its wishing properties.1) It took around 15 episodes for Goku to defeat Frieza (in the most predictable way) in a fight that was said to have lasted only 5 minutes. After that a one minute progress was shown and then back to fighting like brutish animals. Alos one time the Z-Fighters had 4 minutes to get off the planet but it took fucking 10 episodes to show that progress. EX: "Oh no\! Get off the planet before it explodes\! You have 4 minutes\! (10 episodes later as the fighters try to think and get off the planet in super slow motion) Too late\! The planet is about to blow up now\! 2)The animators of DBZ are masters or crappy animation using the 60's Anime animation in an early 90's Anime\! EX: "Oh shit\! We won the kindergarten award for best special eds art\!" 3)The governments on "Earth" in DBZ don't seem to care for their citizens and have low techs that allow the bad guys to easily bypass their notice and attack the same way as the Z-Fighters do, which is leaving yourself opened as you attack the enemy like an enemy but a military version. Area 51 has ways of defeating those villains. MOST of the Z-Fighters don't appear to attend school and don't ahve any concerns for a real job or education. The Z-Fighters always fight to win and think of no other way to win. EX: Short bald faggot: Hey, Goku\! A "real" scientist from another Anime who outranks everyone in intelligence in our dumb Universe has designed a disease that can kill Cell\! Goku: Nah, I prefer to fight. I don't even know what a disease is and that's why I fight, even if I die for the 1,000th time. 4) Goku and the Z-Fighters always fight the villain despite threats of death and all martial arts and special abilities mean nothing in DBZ. Even speed advantages mean nothing because you have to be the strongest to win. DBZ is a muscle head show. Instead of fighting the villain allow a disease to combat them for you or teleport them in a teleportation chamber to the nearest black hole or to the sun. Also manipulate the villains mind in certain ways to deceive them to their deaths. The Z-Fighters appear to fight fair even in a life and death situation and never seem to jump the villain in groups. 5)No matter how far in DBZ they get and no matter how much their so-called power raises they seem to always have the same ability, which is use all your power to destroy one fucking planet. Not any higher (because if they did got any stronger then they could destroy stars and galaxies with a wet fart). The explosions and destruction get no more spectacular and their speeds always seem to remain the same, which is disappearing to another area so the viewers cannot see them fighting (I think I actually want to see them fighting). The fighting techniques never look any different than punches, kicks, and tackles of the same type. They're not real martial artists. They also don't use their techniques to their advantage. EX: Street fighting gangsters have more fighting techniques. 6)Get struck by a city destroying energy blast and their fine and when a rock or superfast punch hist their face they get stunned from it. When a planet destroying blast hist them they only suffer a scratch but when the planet blows up they incinerate. They also get no stronger than destroying an entire planet. They also are bad heroes by letting the villain destroy the planet and wish the planet back with the Dragonballs, thus "saving the world". Ha, please\! EX: Goku: I can destroy an entire planet with full power so I am the strongest. Pink Puddy Bad Guy: I can destroy an entire planet to the same way so I am much stronger than you. (Don't you see? They have the same power but one claims to be stronger.) Ex: "Oh no\!\!\! The planet has been destroyed for the 10th time\! I wish I did something instead of watching him destroy it when I had the chance." 7: All DBZ spends most of the time in the plot is talking and lamely taunting each other, charge up like old men with constipation problems while they grunt out the shit using steroids to help (Senzu Beans), use repetitive fighting scenes, grunt and scream, and show progress at a snail's rate. 8) Most of the characters of DBZ consist of sweating men with overbuffed bodies due to excessive use of steroids and fight like cave men to the death. They all have constpation problems. Thanks for the new laxitate called Dragonball Z. Most of the females are slutty and not-so-attractice women who have sex with dumb men and complain for the smallest reasons. 9)Any Anime besides Yu-Gi-Oh is better to watch. Here are examples: -FLCL -Trigun -Full Metal Alchemist -Cowboy Bebop -Slayers -Evagelion -Gundam Seed 10)Dragon balls are actually testicles of a neutered male dragon with Z tatoos posted on them from a dragon god who has seven testicles that have magical wishing properties. EX: "Leave those dragon balls alone. They have the ability to grant you a wish but their magical properties can give you herpes 10 times greater than the average HIV.
Author: Naota Nandaba http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/133315241. (dragonball Z) (70↑, 131↓)The shitiest animated show in the history of shit. Show where freaks with big hair put back there handz and stick them in their ass then stick it in someones fuking face. In every episode they all get constipated and take steriods so they get big n stuff."Goku will go to the most powerful form on the planet once he takes a "senzu bean(otherwise steriods)" and shoves it up his ass to get to kaioken."
Author: jamal http://dragonball-z.urbanup.com/1165330Related: anime, dragonball, dbz, goku, vegeta, dragonball gt, cartoon network, gohan, manga, pokemon, yu yu hakusho, 9000, nappa, piccolo, bleach, inuyasha, japanese, cowboy bebop, goten, toonami, trunks, adult swim, dragon ball, dragonballz, frieza, gundam 0083, japan, naruto, over 9000, over nine thousand, tien, yamcha, dragonball kai, dragon ball z, final fantasy, ghost nappa, gundam the 08th ms team, gundam wing, hair, kamehamehaLast updated: 2012.02.29
Urban English dictionary. 2013.